5 Clean Christian Bible Jokes

Here are a few clean Bible jokes. The references may seem a little obscure, but so are the thoughts of those that created them. Laugh at own risk. Share at the risk of others.

Q: Which Toyota does Jesus drive?

A: The Toyota Zion.

Psalm 9:11 "Sing the praises of the LORD, enthroned in Zion."

Q: When we gather for the everlasting banquet in Heaven, who will show us to our table?

A: The Host of Heaven

Psalm 103:21 "Praise the LORD, all his heavenly hosts, you his servants who do his will."

Q: Which Old Testament City smelled like breakfast?

A: Lacish

Joshua 10:3 "Therefore Adoni-zedek king of Jerusalem sent word to Hoham king of Hebron and to Piram king of Jarmuth and to Japhia king of Lachish and to Debir king of Eglon."

Q: Which Old Testament brother ate everything?

A: Edom

Genesis 25:30 "[Esau] said to Jacob, "Quick, let me have some of that red stew! I'm famished!" (That is why he was also called Edom)."

Q: Which man was half unicorn in the Bible?

A: Sisera

Judges 4:22b "...there lay Sisera with the tent peg through his temple."

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